Pro tip: if you want someone to send you nudes and they don’t want to, don’t be a dick about it.
The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.
sad? heartbroken? happy? suffering from an std? there’s a blink-182 song for that.
i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
"I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take side. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages, the tormentor, never the tormented."
WEIRD BECAUSE ELIE WIESEL ALSO SAID:
People who compare abortion to the Holocaust "prove that they do not know what the Holocaust was."
He also advocates for safe and legal abortion because he saw what lack of access to abortive medicine did to some of the people in the holocaust. Pregnant people were usually killed upon arrival, rather than kept as sub-par workers.
So trully, in the actual* holocaust, being caught pregnant was an automatic and immediate death sentence as soon as the guards discovered your condition. While many able-bodies people were kept to work or to forcedly make products such as marching boots for the soldiers, pregnant people and people with young babies were killed as soon as possible.
Good logic, pro-lifers.
Why do you always use quotes by pro-choice people to try to defend your incorrect views? Cut it out. Cmon.
*Only one holocaust ever happened and it did not happen to fetuses.
Reblogging for awesome.
Fucking Holocaust comparisons piss me off.
The only thing that is ever comparable to the Holocaust is the actual Holocaust, not women’s personal choices omfg.