How do you milk an almond
What is your icon? I'm sincerely concerned. What have you done to santa?
I’ve turned Santa into pile of deep fried Oreos because that son of a bitch never gives me what I want for Christmas.
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!
shut up nerd
sorry it’s not perfect, it’s hand edited :)
omg this is amazing
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy